WWE Game III

[Evolution]

I took the lead after NYR this year, but you know what happened...

[Hammy]

I took the lead after NYR this year, but you know what happened...

And Rob took the lead in the first game, history shows that the early leader is never top at the end

[axl_rose_700]

You'll see!

You'll all see

[D]

Drop "GOD" and pick up Victoria

how can GOD lose.

[D]

AXL:  U dont really lead me or Stoned cause we have SD heavy teams.

My top two guys are SD, so after a SD PPV your score will be evened out.

U dont have any SD talent on your roster at all.

[axl_rose_700]

True, I know that but thought I'd have a go at bragging for a while, and I feel better so shhhhh

Plus I got Taker!!

And Simon Dean!

[D]

Yeah but this year so far the Undertaker has only wrestled about 2 more matches than I have.

[axl_rose_700]

I know but he's a legend, silly pick really, o well

[Hammy]

AXL:? U dont really lead me or Stoned cause we have SD heavy teams.

My top two guys are SD, so after a SD PPV your score will be evened out.

Yeah but your other 4 are RAW

Axl_Rose_700: Rob Van Dam, Kane, Trish Stratus, The Undertaker, Ric Flair, Simon Dean
Malcolm: Rey Mysterio, Kenny, Shawn Michaels, Mark Henry, Gunner Scott, Goldust
Timothy: Kurt Angle, Carlito, Ken Kennedy, Charlie Haas, Matt Striker, Trevor Murdoch
Mallrat: Triple H, Mikey, Finlay, Tatanka, Rob Conway, Nunzio
Rob: John Cena, Edge, Johnny, Super Crazy, Matt Hardy, William Regal
Evolution: Batista, John Bradshaw Layfield, Chris Masters, Booker T, Chavo Guerrero, Shane McMahon
Fieldsy: Randy Orton, Mickie James, Gregory Helms, Paul Burchill, The Boogeyman, Jesse Gymini
Jim: Shelton Benjamin, Paul London, Mike Mizanin, The Great Khali, Viscera, Kid Kash
Makane: Lilian Garcia, Michael Cole, Todd Grisham, Maria, Joey Styles, Steve Romero
D: Lashley, Chris Benoit, The Big Show, Nicky, Mitch, Victoria
Stoned: Johnny Nitro, Joey Mercury, Umaga, Brian Kendrick, Psicosis, Jamie Noble

Leftover To Trade

Raw
Val Venis, Mick Foley, Lance Cade, Lita, Candice Michelle, Ashley, Danny Basham, Eugene, Jerry Lawler, The Coach, Johnny Parisi, Rene Dupree, Armando Alejandro Estrada, Torrie Wilson, Snitsky, God.

Smackdown
Jake Gymini, The Road Warrior, Daivari, Doug Basham, Funaki, Hardcore Holly, Jillian Hall, Josh Matthews, Kristal, Scotty 2 Hotty, Sharmell, Steven Richards, Sylvan, Tazz, Theodore Long, Tony Chimel, Vito, Orlando Jordan

1. Axl_Rose_700 - 86
2. Rob - 48
3. Evolution - 28
4. Stoned - 20
5. Timothy - 20
6. D - 16
7. Malcolm - 13
8. Mallrat - 10
9. Jim - 8
10. Fieldsy - 4
11. Makane - 0

[axl_rose_700]

Yeah but this year so far the Undertaker has only wrestled about 2 more matches than I have.

Btw, Big Show might be taking time off soon so theres another silly pick! 

[D]

Yeah just like HBK is semi retiring.

U guys need to stop being Smarks and realize that everything u read on the net isnt true.

[axl_rose_700]

Axl_Rose_700: Rob Van Dam, Kane, Trish Stratus, The Undertaker, Ric Flair, Simon Dean
Malcolm: Rey Mysterio, Kenny, Shawn Michaels, Mark Henry, Gunner Scott, Goldust
Timothy: Kurt Angle, Carlito, Ken Kennedy, Charlie Haas, Matt Striker, Trevor Murdoch
Mallrat: Triple H, Mikey, Finlay, Tatanka, Rob Conway, Nunzio
Rob: John Cena, Edge, Johnny, Super Crazy, Matt Hardy, William Regal
Evolution: Batista, John Bradshaw Layfield, Chris Masters, Booker T, Chavo Guerrero, Shane McMahon
Fieldsy: Randy Orton, Mickie James, Gregory Helms, Paul Burchill, The Boogeyman, Jesse Gymini
Jim: Shelton Benjamin, Paul London, Mike Mizanin, The Great Khali, Viscera, Kid Kash
Makane: Lilian Garcia, Michael Cole, Todd Grisham, Maria, Joey Styles, Steve Romero
D: Lashley, Chris Benoit, The Big Show, Nicky, Mitch, Victoria
Stoned: Johnny Nitro, Joey Mercury, Umaga, Brian Kendrick, Psicosis, Jamie Noble


Leftover To Trade

Raw
Val Venis, Mick Foley, Lance Cade, Lita, Candice Michelle, Ashley, Danny Basham, Eugene, Jerry Lawler, The Coach, Johnny Parisi, Rene Dupree, Armando Alejandro Estrada, Torrie Wilson, Snitsky, God.

Smackdown
Jake Gymini, The Road Warrior, Daivari, Doug Basham, Funaki, Hardcore Holly, Jillian Hall, Josh Matthews, Kristal, Scotty 2 Hotty, Sharmell, Steven Richards, Sylvan, Tazz, Theodore Long, Tony Chimel, Vito, Orlando Jordan


Maria=12
Torrie Wilson=12
Mickie James=5
Victoria=5
John Cena=32
Kenny=5
Rob Van Dam=12
Carlito=12
Chris Masters=5
Shelton Benjamin=5
Kane=12
Rob Conway=5
Nicky=12
Mikey=12
Johnny=12
Snitsky=5
Goldust=5
Eugene=5
Umaga=12


1. Axl_Rose_700 - 86+24=110
2. Rob - 48+44=92
3. Evolution - 28+5=33
=. D - 16+17=33
5. Stoned - 20+12=32
=. Timothy - 20+12=32
7. Mallrat - 10+17=27
8. Malcolm - 13+10=23
9. Jim - 8+5=13
10. Makane - 0+12=12
11. Fieldsy - 4+5=9

I think that's right!

Haven't done Heat or anything, feel free to correct me and add Heat results etc

Just thought I'd be useful on a day off!!

[Hammy]

Heat?....That's not done 'til the weekend (Spoilers are often wrong...)

Cheers for doing that dude, the more who do it the less chance of mistakes, it all looks right.

I can't believe Makane isn't bottom

[Rob]

I'm gonna pick up Mick Foley and drop Super Crazy

Rob: John Cena, Edge, Johnny, Matt Hardy, William Regal, Mick Foley

Leftover To Trade

Raw
Val Venis, Lance Cade, Lita, Candice Michelle, Ashley, Danny Basham, Eugene, Jerry Lawler, The Coach, Johnny Parisi, Rene Dupree, Armando Alejandro Estrada, Torrie Wilson, Snitsky, God.

Smackdown
Jake Gymini, The Road Warrior, Daivari, Doug Basham, Funaki, Hardcore Holly, Jillian Hall, Josh Matthews, Kristal, Scotty 2 Hotty, Sharmell, Steven Richards, Sylvan, Tazz, Theodore Long, Tony Chimel, Vito, Orlando Jordan, Super Crazy

[Rob]

No joke...Makane should get points for having Styles on his team for Raw.  That promo was worth like 20 in my opinion...and he took a nice fall when Lawler pushed him.

[Hammy]

I'm gonna pick up Super Crazy and drop Jamie Noble

Stoned: Johnny Nitro, Joey Mercury, Umaga, Brian Kendrick, Psicosis, Super Crazy.

Leftover To Trade

Raw
Val Venis, Lance Cade, Lita, Candice Michelle, Ashley, Danny Basham, Eugene, Jerry Lawler, The Coach, Johnny Parisi, Rene Dupree, Armando Alejandro Estrada, Torrie Wilson, Snitsky, God.

Smackdown
Jake Gymini, The Road Warrior, Daivari, Doug Basham, Funaki, Hardcore Holly, Jamie Noble, Jillian Hall, Josh Matthews, Kristal, Scotty 2 Hotty, Sharmell, Steven Richards, Sylvan, Tazz, Theodore Long, Tony Chimel, Vito, Orlando Jordan.

1. Axl_Rose_700 - 110
2. Rob - 92
3. Evolution - 33
=. D - 33
5. Stoned - 32
=. Timothy - 32
7. Mallrat - 27
8. Malcolm - 23
9. Jim - 13
10. Makane - 12
11. Fieldsy - 9

[Evolution]

Styles promo was quality. Reminded me of the pre-Survivor Series 2001 promo Paul Heyman cut.


It's a little surprising how true it was and how the writers let him say it on Raw no less.

[D]

Guys my DVR for some reason didnt take the 2nd hour of Raw and Im pissed.

Does anyone have a play by play on what happened?

a transcript on Joey Styles thing?


hook me up somebody please!!!!!!!

[Evolution]

(Credit: Paul LaPorte & PWInsider.com)

Here is the Joey Styles shoot promo, word for word:

Events leading up to the promo:

The GMs for the evening, the Spirit Squad, called Joey into their office(?) to tell him that if he didn't do a good job of commentary on the title match they would make him wear a cheerleader outfit. Joey then came back out to King mocking Joey and the fact that he may be a cheerleader next week. Telling Joey to have spirit. Saying that if this was ECW he';d have spirit, to which Joey replied "If this was ECW, I wouldn't be working with a hack, like you." This led to Joey shoving Lawler a few times, to which Lawler liked (he was showing "spirit") then Joey slapped him in the face. Which led to King shoving him to the floor and Joey running off to the back.

After the break King apologized to Joey and asked him to come back out and finish out the show. Joey came back out and said the following:

"You want to apologize? Like nothing happened. Like you didn't knock me on my ass in front of millions of people worldwide, and I'm gonna come down there and work with you. I'm not coming back, and now thanks to the magic of live television I'm gonna show the whole world, why for seven years in ECW I was the unscripted, uncensored, loose cannon of commentary. Six months ago, WWE called me, I didn't call this company because I was looking for a job. I didn't need a job. WWE called me because they had humiliated and fired...again, Jim Ross. So I get JR's spot, and from week one, week after week I've got an ongoing lecture about the differences in professional wrestling and sports entertainment. I'm not allowed to say 'pro wrestling', I'm not allowed to say 'wrestler'. I have to say 'sports entertainment' and refer to the wrestlers as 'superstars'. I'm told to deliberant ignore the moves and the holds during the matches so I can tell stories. Well ignoring the moves and the holds is damn insulting to the athletes, the 'wrestlers', not the entertainers who leave their families three hundred days a year to ply their craft in that ring. Here's the best part, because I'm not a sports entertainment storyteller I get pulled from Wrestlemania, and the reason I'm given is, is because I don't sound like Jim Ross who's the guy they fired in the first place. That makes sense, right? So I swallow the bitter pill, I'm a company guy. I get bumped from Wrestlemania. Then I get bumped from Backlash? I'm not good enough to call Backlash!? In ECW, I called live pay-per-views on my own, solo, no color commentators dragging me down. Wasn't done before me, hasn't been done since. But I'm not good enough to call Backlash because I'm not a sports entertainment storyteller. Well you know what? I am sick of sports entertainment. I am sick of male cheerleaders. I am sick of boogers and bathroom humor and semen and I am sick of our chairman. Who likes to talk about his own semen, he mocks God... he mocks God!! And makes out with the divas all to feed his own insatiable ego. I am sick of sports entertainment, and most of all I am sick of you fans who actually buy into that crap! This sports entertainment circus! I never
needed this job, and I don't want this job anymore."

[At this point Joey pulls the WWE collar off the microphone and tosses it away.]

"I quit!"

[D]

HOLY SHIT IS THAT FOR REAL?