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« on: February 05, 2007, 03:50:56 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2007, 04:05:46 PM »
You know you could use that guide today, and it would still be very usefull. rofl

I like this one: Give the female employee a definite day-long schedule of duties so that they will keep busy
without bothering the management for instructions every few minutes. Numerous properties say
that women make excellent workers when they have their jobs cut out for them, but that they lack
initiative in finding work themselves.? rofl

And also: Give every girl an adequate number of breaks during the day. You have to make some
allowances for feminine psychology. A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can
keep her hair tidied and wash her hands a couple times a day-----this one is definetly true!.? rofl smoking
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2007, 04:08:04 PM »
I had to check if that was a real article and not just made up. It's real  Shocked

Give women uniforms that fit and they'll be eternally happy! Genius.
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2007, 04:14:21 PM »
I hate to sound like a sexist bastard...but the writers were alot more on target than off.  Sorry ladies.   peace

Add this:  #8 is probably the most true.  I strongly disagree with #3.
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2007, 04:30:11 PM »
i'm glad we stop hiring women. it was a stupid idea to begin with.
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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2007, 05:20:13 PM »
If I was allowed a smiley only post I would have to use this one:   Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2007, 05:33:39 PM »
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Settle down. I'd probably still hire you.
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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2007, 06:28:27 PM »
Quote from: the dirt on February 05, 2007, 05:33:39 PM
Quote from: Bandita on February 05, 2007, 05:20:13 PM
If I was allowed a smiley only post I would have to use this one:? ?Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Settle down. I'd probably still hire you.

I am not married and thin, I would not make a good worker! hihi
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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2007, 09:48:40 PM »
Quote from: Bandita on February 05, 2007, 06:28:27 PM
Quote from: the dirt on February 05, 2007, 05:33:39 PM
Quote from: Bandita on February 05, 2007, 05:20:13 PM
If I was allowed a smiley only post I would have to use this one:? ?Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Settle down. I'd probably still hire you.

I am not married and thin, I would not make a good worker! hihi

But at least  you are allowed to wash your hands several times a day! Grin
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« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2007, 11:41:06 PM »
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i'm glad we stop hiring women. it was a stupid idea to begin with.

Amen to that brother....now if we could just keep them out of the voting booths this country would be a hell of a lot better.  rofl
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2007, 11:32:32 AM »
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2007, 03:05:16 PM »
Oh, that is too fuckin' funny! 

To summarize:

Old Woman = Cantankerous and Fussy   rant

Unmarried Woman =  Potential Office Whore  hihi

Fat Woman = Great worker (probably due to less flirting)   Cry

All Women = Potentially inefficient due to "feminine issues"   rofl

OK, ladies, a serious question:

What "female conditions" make you a more likely source of lawsuits against a company?  I mean, this was before "sexual harassment", right?  #4 has me puzzled!  Huh
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2007, 06:03:02 PM »
Quote from: Sterling on February 06, 2007, 03:21:46 PM
Quote from: freedom78 on February 06, 2007, 03:05:16 PM

OK, ladies, a serious question:

What "female conditions" make you a more likely source of lawsuits against a company?  I mean, this was before "sexual harassment", right?  #4 has me puzzled!  Huh

My guess would be that this comes from the idea that women were likely to have nervous disorders (thanks Freud!)  like "hysteria", making them more likely to overreact, etc. 

Ms. Sterling, dearie, get back to your desk before I spank you silly ya little minx!  hihi It's not the "idea" it's the fact that women are prone to hysteria and overreaction, especially when dealing with certain monthly conditions, or in the week leading up to said conditions.  rofl  A doctor specializing in that area can be of great help.  Grin
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