Dick/Penis/Cock/Prick/One-Eyed Yogurt Shooter/Beef Stick/Manrod/Wang thread

[GNRreunioneventually]

I knew this thread would be made eventually?

I have one too?

yeah i was wondering how long it would take it to get one, now all we need is a pussy/chery pie/pink spot/grass hole/cunt/vagina/fun house/in-side-out-weaner thread 

wheres Skelly, i'm shure she would like this thread maybe tell a tale or two

[Axlfreek]

this thread makes me feel uncomfortable.

[Jackamo!]

do yours have a name?

Dennis (The Menace)

[SLCPUNK]

Kujo whips out his cock at the GnR Tampa pre-show party on Harbour Island (Brought to you by "Creative Loafing".)

[Sin Cut]

I call mine "a baby"

It's 40 cm
and 3,4 kilos.

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Kujo whips out his cock at the GnR Tampa pre-show party on Harbour Island (Brought to you by "Creative Loafing".)

That's a droopy cock, isn't it?

[Elrothiel]

I knew this thread would be made eventually 

I have one too 

yeah i was wondering how long it would take it to get one, now all we need is a pussy/chery pie/pink spot/grass hole/cunt/vagina/fun house/in-side-out-weaner thread 

wheres Skelly, i'm shure she would like this thread maybe tell a tale or two

Funny how I'm always mentioned in sexual threads before I even know they exist...

But yes... yes I do like this thread!

[kupirock]

I named my penis "little Axl."

I named my penis "big Earl"

[Bill 213]

Mine is named Eddie Munster.

[tbizzle]

Hey, a penis thread.      So whats everyones policy on pubes. Personally I like to give that area a trim every now and again, otherwise its just uncomfortable.   

[Karin_Sixx]

I enjoy them 

[Krispy Kreme]

Of all the stupid ass threads that should be deleted...it is right up there with the nose hair thread from a few weeks ago. Instead, people  who at least  have something to say about GNR and want to voice their opinion get deleted, but this topic, goes  on. Makes one wonder.

By the way, my opinion: lock the thread and do the world  a service.

[Bodhi]

im actually a little depressed...i talked to this girl i used to hook up with and as it turns out mine is only the SECOND biggest she has ever seen...every other girl I have messed around with says its by far the biggest....that means someone out there has a bigger one that me.....really brought me back down to earth...ill tell ya....

[-Jack-]

By the way, my opinion: lock the thread and do the world  a service.

I don't mean to have no sense of humor, but I agree. I don't need to see this topic every time I check for unread topics.  . Whatever. I'll just ignore it. 

[CheapJon]

woah, it's almost impossible with cock push-ups.....

[D]

[difleha]

One time, I was walking going through a hall at my school. I saw this girl who I had a crush on for many years. Oh man, she was so hot with her tan body and a real nice ass. I was always looking at her ass everytime she walked down the hallway. But that day was different when the girl of my dream went over to me and started talking to me. She thought I was really cute and everything. But boy, was she lying. I could tell she was looking at the big buldge I had. She just came to me just so she could see how big my penis was. Well, a couple of day later, she called me that her parents weren't home and that she wants me to come on over. I knew something was up. At the house, I found that Jenny was wearing her PJ with her thong sticking out and she caught me looking at it. Jenny smiled and told me that she knew I have a huge penis. Geez, my erection felt like it went out the door! So I let her pulled down my pant while she was on her knee, and my dick smacked her on the face. Jenny gasped and went, "Oh my gawd, you're huge!" So she did a blowjob on me, and that was the first time I ever had one. We were fucking like bunnies! She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass. So yeah, lol, that was a good day.

[Bill 213]

One time, I was walking going through a hall at my school. I saw this girl who I had a crush on for many years. Oh man, she was so hot with her tan body and a real nice ass. I was always looking at her ass everytime she walked down the hallway. But that day was different when the girl of my dream went over to me and started talking to me. She thought I was really cute and everything. But boy, was she lying. I could tell she was looking at the big buldge I had. She just came to me just so she could see how big my penis was. Well, a couple of day later, she called me that her parents weren't home and that she wants me to come on over. I knew something was up. At the house, I found that Jenny was wearing her PJ with her thong sticking out and she caught me looking at it. Jenny smiled and told me that she knew I have a huge penis. Geez, my erection felt like it went out the door! So I let her pulled down my pant while she was on her knee, and my dick smacked her on the face. Jenny gasped and went, "Oh my gawd, you're huge!" So she did a blowjob on me, and that was the first time I ever had one. We were fucking like bunnies! She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass. So yeah, lol, that was a good day.

How aristocratic!  Should have added some poopoo.

[Elrothiel]

One time, I was walking going through a hall at my school. I saw this girl who I had a crush on for many years. Oh man, she was so hot with her tan body and a real nice ass. I was always looking at her ass everytime she walked down the hallway. But that day was different when the girl of my dream went over to me and started talking to me. She thought I was really cute and everything. But boy, was she lying. I could tell she was looking at the big buldge I had. She just came to me just so she could see how big my penis was. Well, a couple of day later, she called me that her parents weren't home and that she wants me to come on over. I knew something was up. At the house, I found that Jenny was wearing her PJ with her thong sticking out and she caught me looking at it. Jenny smiled and told me that she knew I have a huge penis. Geez, my erection felt like it went out the door! So I let her pulled down my pant while she was on her knee, and my dick smacked her on the face. Jenny gasped and went, "Oh my gawd, you're huge!" So she did a blowjob on me, and that was the first time I ever had one. We were fucking like bunnies! She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass. So yeah, lol, that was a good day.

Great story man!

[MadmanDan]

One time, I was walking going through a hall at my school. I saw this girl who I had a crush on for many years. Oh man, she was so hot with her tan body and a real nice ass. I was always looking at her ass everytime she walked down the hallway. But that day was different when the girl of my dream went over to me and started talking to me. She thought I was really cute and everything. But boy, was she lying. I could tell she was looking at the big buldge I had. She just came to me just so she could see how big my penis was. Well, a couple of day later, she called me that her parents weren't home and that she wants me to come on over. I knew something was up. At the house, I found that Jenny was wearing her PJ with her thong sticking out and she caught me looking at it. Jenny smiled and told me that she knew I have a huge penis. Geez, my erection felt like it went out the door! So I let her pulled down my pant while she was on her knee, and my dick smacked her on the face. Jenny gasped and went, "Oh my gawd, you're huge!" So she did a blowjob on me, and that was the first time I ever had one. We were fucking like bunnies! She kept saying, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" everytime I fucked her in that fine ass. So yeah, lol, that was a good day.

You've seen one too many teen porn movies, my friend.....