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« Reply #200 on: July 10, 2007, 03:26:17 PM » |
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« Reply #201 on: July 10, 2007, 05:11:03 PM » |
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Bon Jovi could defeat the American 'Godzilla' but not the real deal.
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« Reply #202 on: July 11, 2007, 07:56:26 AM » |
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Bon Jovi sucks. Heres the thing. They recorded runaway to get all big with the middle school girls back in the day. Then they recorded one more song sped it up and slowed it down and played it acoustic both ways. That song has since been featured on every record they made, on every track. In 2004 Jon Bon Jovi's songwriting was professionally reviewed in a contest. He lost to a chimp. Later that month he criticized the chimp publicly saying "That motherfucker hasnt done shit in 5 years? Ive done so much, I should be god". Since nobody really gives a shit about bon jovi, that was printed in the Bon Jovi press. next thing youll see is john wearing braids and richie sambora will have a fucking top hat on. Bunch of posers enjoy your day  |
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The legendary guitarist said that he does have some contact with Guns n' Roses singer Axl Rose, however.
"I've actually sent him Christmas cards, just to be cordial, but he never returns anything."
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« Reply #203 on: July 11, 2007, 07:59:19 AM » |
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In 2004 Jon Bon Jovi's songwriting was professionally reviewed in a contest. He lost to a chimp. Later that month he criticized the chimp publicly saying "That motherfucker hasnt done shit in 5 years? Ive done so much, I should be god". Since nobody really gives a shit about bon jovi, that was printed in the Bon Jovi press.
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« Reply #204 on: July 11, 2007, 08:01:58 AM » |
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In 2004 Jon Bon Jovi's songwriting was professionally reviewed in a contest. He lost to a chimp. Later that month he criticized the chimp publicly saying "That motherfucker hasnt done shit in 5 years? Ive done so much, I should be god". Since nobody really gives a shit about bon jovi, that was printed in the Bon Jovi press.
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The legendary guitarist said that he does have some contact with Guns n' Roses singer Axl Rose, however.
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« Reply #205 on: July 11, 2007, 10:45:29 AM » |
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bon jovi sucks so bad hanson could kick the crap out of them.
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« Reply #206 on: July 11, 2007, 11:03:51 AM » |
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bon jovi sucks so bad hanson could kick the crap out of them.
lol even i think that claim is bollocks |
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« Reply #207 on: July 11, 2007, 12:23:10 PM » |
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bon jovi sucks so bad hanson could kick the crap out of them.
In a street fight? And are we talking about one Hanson...or all three? |
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« Reply #208 on: July 11, 2007, 01:06:18 PM » |
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Bon Jovi vs. Garbage
Garbage for me.
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« Reply #209 on: July 11, 2007, 02:43:28 PM » |
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Bon Jovi's thrid week sales were higher than Libertad's debut. Ouch.
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« Reply #210 on: July 11, 2007, 05:14:29 PM » |
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Bon Jovi vs. Tool
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« Reply #211 on: July 11, 2007, 07:00:27 PM » |
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Bon Jovi's thrid week sales were higher than Libertad's debut. Ouch.
Thats because there are more soccer moms reminiscing about seeing jon bon jovi prance around like a fairy in skin tight purple leather than true rock n' roll fans |
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« Reply #212 on: July 11, 2007, 08:41:53 PM » |
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Bon Jovi's thrid week sales were higher than Libertad's debut. Ouch.
Thats because there are more soccer moms reminiscing about seeing jon bon jovi prance around like a fairy in skin tight purple leather than true rock n' roll fans or maybe its cause VR didnt deliver a "rock n roll" record. |
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« Reply #213 on: July 12, 2007, 11:44:32 AM » |
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Bon Jovi vs. Tool
None of the above. |
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« Reply #214 on: July 12, 2007, 01:48:21 PM » |
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bon jovi vs. nickleback
they are similar. gotta give BJ the edge for longevity though.
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« Reply #215 on: July 12, 2007, 05:00:26 PM » |
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Bon Jovi vs. Tool
None of the above. Danny Carey pretty much crucifies Tico Torres  |
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« Reply #216 on: July 12, 2007, 11:01:19 PM » |
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Bon Jovi vs. Pearl Jam
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« Reply #217 on: July 13, 2007, 01:52:03 PM » |
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Bon Jovi vs. Pearl Jam
Bon Jovi. Jon's got more talent is his finger than that fag in Pearl Jam could ever have. |
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« Reply #218 on: July 13, 2007, 02:02:13 PM » |
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Bon Jovi. Jon's got more talent is his finger than that fag in Pearl Jam could ever have. has bon jovi fingered you? |
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« Reply #219 on: July 13, 2007, 02:03:25 PM » |
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Bon Jovi. Jon's got more talent is his finger than that fag in Pearl Jam could ever have. has bon jovi fingered you? No, I'm a dude. |
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