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« on: November 20, 2008, 02:05:35 AM »
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

omfg.
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2008, 02:10:02 AM »
Quote from: Sin Cut on November 20, 2008, 02:05:35 AM
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

omfg.

 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Where's all her hair?  nervous

Don't answer that.
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2008, 02:15:47 AM »
Quote from: Sin Cut on November 20, 2008, 02:05:35 AM
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

omfg.

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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2008, 02:16:33 AM »
Quote from: freedom78 on November 20, 2008, 02:10:02 AM
Quote from: Sin Cut on November 20, 2008, 02:05:35 AM
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

omfg.

 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Where's all her hair?  nervous

Don't answer that.

you *know* where all her hair is.

she can't bend to shave.

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Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

What the hell, is the guy related to D?!
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2008, 02:22:19 AM »
I've been reading the whole thread, it's pure gold!
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2008, 02:31:20 AM »
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781

that's her myspace.

Now if she drinks too much and pass out in a pub, who can haul her out?
I'ts gotta be either Chuck Norris or Superman!
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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2008, 02:32:10 AM »
Always nice to have something to come home to after a war. Makes you feel it was worth it.

Don't die on me now soldier, you got a wife that needs you!

I know..
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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2008, 03:06:31 AM »
You ain't seen nuthin yet
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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2008, 03:13:42 AM »
Quote from: Republican Jesus on November 20, 2008, 03:06:31 AM
You ain't seen nuthin yet

They posted this on my Dodgers board.

My favorite is the tiled picture, that one creeps up on you fast!

I was laughing hard for a few minutes.
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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2008, 05:31:55 PM »
That's something to be proud of...


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« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2008, 05:57:17 PM »
I got the IP Ban at Sherdog. They don't like me over there.


Sherdog posters are full of shit. They are the kings of the "WORK"

So take that shit with a grain of salt.
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« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2008, 06:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Sin Cut on November 20, 2008, 02:31:20 AM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781

that's her myspace.

Now if she drinks too much and pass out in a pub, who can haul her out?
I'ts gotta be either Chuck Norris or Superman!


hahaha Chuck Norris!  rofl
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« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2008, 02:58:53 AM »
Reminds me of the movie Shallow Hal  nervous
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« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2008, 03:08:07 AM »
Quote from: Republican Jesus on November 20, 2008, 03:06:31 AM
You ain't seen nuthin yet

I pm'd Ellie on myspace, she seems to be a really nice girl
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« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2008, 07:33:16 AM »
how beatiful

2 absolutely hideous people find each other so we can avoid them


wait, did i say hideous? i'm just too kind:)
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« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2008, 03:13:33 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on November 21, 2008, 02:58:53 AM
Reminds me of the movie Shallow Hal  nervous

Which is exactly the way everyone is acting about this. 

I mean, the whole thing on sherdog is made up, I'm sure, and maybe all the myspace things are too.  Who knows.  But, if these people are for real, then I feel really bad for them because of all the horrible comments that are being made. 
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« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2008, 03:35:03 PM »

We need a more natural and eliteist society.
People need to think about "do I have exemplaric good genes" before they get children.

I think it's still a great and romantic story where two humans finds eachother Kiss
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« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2008, 07:44:05 PM »
Quote from: norway on November 22, 2008, 03:35:03 PM

We need a more natural and eliteist society.
People need to think about "do I have exemplaric good genes" before they get children.

I think it's still a great and romantic story where two humans finds eachother Kiss

The human race would die out, I'm afraid.   hihi
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