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« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2006, 04:38:18 PM »
Actually I beg to differ.... considering I conducted an indepth experiment on this theory and yes....... it really does taste sweet.... remember 1/2 and hour before..... yummy!
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« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2006, 04:40:25 PM »
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i heard the pineapple crap is a myth and it doesnt make your cum sweet for a girl.

Does it make it sweet for a guy?

Waiting on D for the answer......         hihi
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« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2006, 04:50:12 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 06, 2006, 04:38:18 PM
Actually I beg to differ.... considering I conducted an indepth experiment on this theory and yes....... it really does taste sweet.... remember 1/2 and hour before..... yummy!

You are obviously a stock holder in Dole. Please stop your blatant self promoting agenda.


Did I sound like anybody there?
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« Reply #43 on: September 06, 2006, 04:51:53 PM »
The Dirt.... you are bad!!!!!!!! rofl

Kujo .... oh let me see....... now you come to mention it!!!!!!
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« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2006, 04:54:58 PM »
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Waiting on D for the answer......? ? ? ? ?hihi

Does Jon Bon Jovi know about the pineapple trick?
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« Reply #45 on: September 06, 2006, 05:02:39 PM »
Quote from: kujo on September 06, 2006, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: the dirt on September 06, 2006, 04:40:25 PM
Waiting on D for the answer......? ? ? ? ?hihi

Does Jon Bon Jovi know about the pineapple trick?

I dont know but Tommy Lee does!
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« Reply #46 on: September 06, 2006, 05:17:32 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 06, 2006, 05:02:39 PM
Quote from: kujo on September 06, 2006, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: the dirt on September 06, 2006, 04:40:25 PM
Waiting on D for the answer......? ? ? ? ?hihi

Does Jon Bon Jovi know about the pineapple trick?

I dont know but Tommy Lee does!

That might shut D up for a few minutes
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« Reply #47 on: September 06, 2006, 05:19:34 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 06, 2006, 04:38:18 PM
Actually I beg to differ.... considering I conducted an indepth experiment on this theory and yes....... it really does taste sweet.... remember 1/2 and hour before..... yummy!

Never tried that   Cool
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« Reply #48 on: September 06, 2006, 05:24:33 PM »
Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:19:34 PM
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 06, 2006, 04:38:18 PM
Actually I beg to differ.... considering I conducted an indepth experiment on this theory and yes....... it really does taste sweet.... remember 1/2 and hour before..... yummy!

Never tried that? ?Cool

Oh you should..... read that one in Tommyland.... it actually works....  Wink  The celery thing doesnt though.... dont ask!
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« Reply #49 on: September 06, 2006, 05:27:03 PM »
Yes it does.

If you pour lemon juice on celery a half hour before eating, it will taste just like lemons.
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« Reply #50 on: September 06, 2006, 05:28:03 PM »
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Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 10:46:43 AM
Who swallows?

 Grin

i wanna be your friend
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« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2006, 05:29:35 PM »
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Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 06, 2006, 04:38:18 PM
Actually I beg to differ.... considering I conducted an indepth experiment on this theory and yes....... it really does taste sweet.... remember 1/2 and hour before..... yummy!

Never tried that? ?Cool

Oh you should..... read that one in Tommyland.... it actually works....? Wink? The celery thing doesnt though.... dont ask!

Oooh!!  I haven't read Tommyland!  To the bookstore!  Cheesy
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« Reply #52 on: September 06, 2006, 05:30:50 PM »
Quote from: kujo on September 06, 2006, 05:27:03 PM
Yes it does.

If you pour lemon juice on celery a half hour before eating, it will taste just like lemons.

i hope that is something someone has told you and not something youve found out for yourself hihi
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« Reply #53 on: September 06, 2006, 05:31:57 PM »
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:28:03 PM
Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 12:12:50 PM
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 10:46:43 AM
Who swallows?

 Grin

i wanna be your friend

You'd have to be alittle more than that, I'm afraid...   Wink
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« Reply #54 on: September 06, 2006, 05:32:41 PM »
Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:31:57 PM
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:28:03 PM
Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 12:12:50 PM
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 10:46:43 AM
Who swallows?

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i wanna be your friend

You'd have to be alittle more than that, I'm afraid...   Wink

you can be my gf if you want. got no problem with that
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« Reply #55 on: September 06, 2006, 05:33:34 PM »
Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:31:57 PM
You'd have to be alittle more than that, I'm afraid...? ?Wink

I'll let you use my discount card at the bookstore.
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« Reply #56 on: September 06, 2006, 05:36:22 PM »
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you can be my gf if you want. got no problem with that

I'll let you know as soon as I'm single... heh.




On second thought, how old are you?   Cool
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« Reply #57 on: September 06, 2006, 05:37:12 PM »
i have had sex... plenty of times.... its true!


if you want story, well, you got it!

once me and my GF where camping with her family and got horny.... well... one does NOT do it in the parents' camping wagon, so we went to find a rest room...

and we did... in a museum/resturant thing. we did our thing. (the sink there were VERY VERY clean my GF told me) and got out.

but when we got out the manager and some guy stood there waiting so he could close the shack......

THAT was funny as hell!



another thing:
if you have annoying people living next door that complain about you making noise, have they EVER made complains about load sex? no! never happend to me anyway... kinda funny that.
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« Reply #58 on: September 06, 2006, 05:37:44 PM »
Quote from: kujo on September 06, 2006, 05:33:34 PM
Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:31:57 PM
You'd have to be alittle more than that, I'm afraid...? ?Wink

I'll let you use my discount card at the bookstore.


Done deal! ? ok
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« Reply #59 on: September 06, 2006, 05:39:00 PM »
Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:36:22 PM
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:32:41 PM


you can be my gf if you want. got no problem with that

I'll let you know as soon as I'm single... heh.




On second thought, how old are you?   Cool

3, soon 4 years older than you, honey
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