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Chelle
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Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:39:00 PM
3, soon 4 years older than you, honey
Damn...
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I already won due, back off
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Quote from: kujo on September 06, 2006, 05:42:37 PM
I already won due, back off
And how old are
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The celery reference requires no lemons
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Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:40:53 PM
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:39:00 PM
3, soon 4 years older than you, honey
Damn... ?
no it'll be great. you can cook for me and do lapdances and suck my penis every now and then
we will be great friends..
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Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:44:18 PM
And how old are
you
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Well I sure as hell am not going to say 3 or 4 years older than you.
What age do you want me to be?
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Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 06, 2006, 05:45:02 PM
The celery reference requires no lemons
? ?
Well maybe your way. Open your mind.
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Quote from: kujo on September 06, 2006, 05:47:17 PM
Well I sure as hell am not going to say 3 or 4 years older than you.
What age do you want me to be?
Under 18... ?
Or over 30, heh...
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Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:45:40 PM
no it'll be great. you can cook for me and do lapdances and suck my penis every now and then
we will be great friends..
*cough*
My dream come true...
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yea you like that, do you? *spankstheass*
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One time i became intimate with my hand.
Best 30 seconds of my life.
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Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:51:06 PM
yea you like that, do you? *spankstheass*
No spankings, bitch. ?I have a goddamn bruise... ?heh
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What happened to the Canadian girls here?
I want some Canadian girls sex stories!
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Quote from: Rubber Bullets on September 06, 2006, 05:53:38 PM
One time i became intimate with my hand.
Best 30 seconds of my life.
Once? ?
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Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:54:20 PM
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:51:06 PM
yea you like that, do you? *spankstheass*
No spankings, bitch. ?I have a goddamn bruise... ?heh
Hey, nothing wrong with a good spankin, bruise or no bruise.......
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Quote from: Rubber Bullets on September 06, 2006, 05:53:38 PM
One time i became intimate with my hand.
Best 30 seconds of my life.
was it a one night hand?
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Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:54:51 PM
Quote from: Rubber Bullets on September 06, 2006, 05:53:38 PM
One time i became intimate with my hand.
Best 30 seconds of my life.
Once? ?
His back was bothering him that day and he couldn't bend over far enough
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Re: Sex Stories
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Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:56:31 PM
Quote from: Rubber Bullets on September 06, 2006, 05:53:38 PM
One time i became intimate with my hand.
Best 30 seconds of my life.
was it a one night hand?
We have met occasionaly since, but now this left hand has began to make moves on me, what shall I do?
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Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 06, 2006, 05:56:24 PM
Quote from: Chelle on September 06, 2006, 05:54:20 PM
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:51:06 PM
yea you like that, do you? *spankstheass*
No spankings, bitch. ?I have a goddamn bruise... ?heh
Hey, nothing wrong with a good spankin, bruise or no bruise.......
I love spankings! ?But I'm not into the whole beat your ass till you're crying and begging and can't walk. ?And I don't really mind a bruise, if it actually heals. ?I've had this same bruise for almost a weak, and it's hardly even faded..
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Quote from: Rubber Bullets on September 06, 2006, 06:03:05 PM
Quote from: xBrownstonex on September 06, 2006, 05:56:31 PM
Quote from: Rubber Bullets on September 06, 2006, 05:53:38 PM
One time i became intimate with my hand.
Best 30 seconds of my life.
was it a one night hand?
We have met occasionaly since, but now this left hand has began to make moves on me, what shall I do?
Give in babe......... give in
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