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Sin Cut
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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Quote from: LunsJail on February 26, 2009, 03:04:25 PM
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Quote from: Annie on February 25, 2009, 11:56:21 PM
Quote from: Jdog0830 on February 25, 2009, 11:05:13 PM
hay guys well now im just so confused i decided now i should test myself if for 40 days i can give up well masterbating i know that i really love my Jessica if not well it would have to depend how long it takes till it would happen
Dude, TMI!
Yeah, this thread just flew off the cliff
not in a way i mean yeah im doin this to know if i love her truely and if its true and shes still datin this one guy or some other then yeah im gona feel like shit
So giving up wanking for 40 days is going to win her over?
only if he tells her about it, she'll understand what a sacrifise that is
"I stopped masturbating for 40 days to prove my love to you"
There's no way this plan could fail
im not gona tell her shit people it was just somin i was gona keep to myself i mean WTF people how fuck up do u guys think i am???
as for winning her over i dont know what im goin to do im think of somin
Well, you told us, aren't we counted as people damnit?
And with this whole masturbation thing, which one works better D quoting Bon Jovi to Jessica "I'd die for you"
Or you "Hey, but I stop masturbating for you!"
After the obvious fail you'll just end up doing it 40 times a day.
Really, it's just stupid, you've been talking about this girl for over a month now, how hard is it to ask her out?
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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February 27, 2009, 12:52:15 PM »
^Heh heh.... "hard"
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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February 27, 2009, 09:34:43 PM »
find another girl?
Listen to Ill Be There for you by Bon Jovi?
Dance to Duran Duran Rio.
Drink alot to Alice Cooper poison?
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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Quote from: Sin Cut on February 27, 2009, 03:44:20 AM
Quote from: Jdog0830 on February 26, 2009, 06:15:55 PM
Quote from: LunsJail on February 26, 2009, 03:04:25 PM
Quote from: CheapJon on February 26, 2009, 03:00:32 PM
Quote from: LunsJail on February 26, 2009, 02:59:11 PM
Quote from: Jdog0830 on February 26, 2009, 01:49:42 PM
Quote from: LunsJail on February 26, 2009, 09:38:40 AM
Quote from: Annie on February 25, 2009, 11:56:21 PM
Quote from: Jdog0830 on February 25, 2009, 11:05:13 PM
hay guys well now im just so confused i decided now i should test myself if for 40 days i can give up well masterbating i know that i really love my Jessica if not well it would have to depend how long it takes till it would happen
Dude, TMI!
Yeah, this thread just flew off the cliff
not in a way i mean yeah im doin this to know if i love her truely and if its true and shes still datin this one guy or some other then yeah im gona feel like shit
So giving up wanking for 40 days is going to win her over?
only if he tells her about it, she'll understand what a sacrifise that is
"I stopped masturbating for 40 days to prove my love to you"
There's no way this plan could fail
im not gona tell her shit people it was just somin i was gona keep to myself i mean WTF people how fuck up do u guys think i am???
as for winning her over i dont know what im goin to do im think of somin
Well, you told us, aren't we counted as people damnit?
And with this whole masturbation thing, which one works better D quoting Bon Jovi to Jessica "I'd die for you"
Or you "Hey, but I stop masturbating for you!"
After the obvious fail you'll just end up doing it 40 times a day.
Really, it's just stupid, you've been talking about this girl for over a month now, how hard is it to ask her out?
sorry if thats what i interperited it as its that well u guys really just didnt plan on sayin anything to her u know sorry if it sounded like i was belittling everyone its thats shits just really fucked up and a broken heart u know just clouds your mind
o yeah and the pills dont help as much with it either
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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Quote from: Sin Cut on February 26, 2009, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Jdog0830 on February 25, 2009, 11:05:13 PM
hay guys well now im just so confused i decided now i should test myself if for 40 days i can give up well masterbating i know that i really love my Jessica if not well it would have to depend how long it takes till it would happen
Is she french and does she have a child?
no she is not
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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Love Stinks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhRMeiyret0
If you really care about her, just hope god takes pity on you in the next life...
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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Quote from: Jessica on March 02, 2009, 02:37:08 AM
Quote from: Sin Cut on February 26, 2009, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Jdog0830 on February 25, 2009, 11:05:13 PM
hay guys well now im just so confused i decided now i should test myself if for 40 days i can give up well masterbating i know that i really love my Jessica if not well it would have to depend how long it takes till it would happen
Is she french and does she have a child?
no she is not
how do you know that? suspicious
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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jdog...brother...it pains me to have to say this...
don't stop wanking. if you don't have the girl and you won't let yourself fap, you're committing suicide the slow and infintely more painful way. (the way of the priesthood. -gasp of horror-) don't do it!!
it's not something a guy expects of a girl, is it?!
seriously...is it?
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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No!
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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I didn't think so~!
jdog, write the girl a song. honestly. if it takes you forty days of coming back here and bitching at us about writers block, so be it...but it'll do you a lot more good than abstinence. if it doesn't work as a song, make it poetry.
do not give up on mr lefty (or do you use your right?), he won't give up on you!
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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Quote from: cjmax02 on March 02, 2009, 10:58:12 PM
don't stop wanking
That sounds like the title of some 80's AOR power ballad...
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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don't stop wanking
That sounds like the title of some 80's AOR power ballad...
Dooooooooon't stoooop, waaaaaaaaanking.
HOLD ON TO YOUR PECKERRRRRRR.
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don't let Tap hear you singing that!! you'll be acused of Pussy-rock
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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This thread cracks me up!
Jdog, just tell this Jessica how you feel; wanck a lot, the more you do the more you will control your thoughts over body and will gain a better sex life. For both of you. And the writing idea is good.
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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Quote from: Jessica on March 04, 2009, 03:15:55 PM
wanck a lot, the more you do the more you will control your thoughts over body and will gain a better sex life. For both of you.
I'm sure alot of people will smile when they read that.
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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Quote from: AtariLegend on March 04, 2009, 03:39:59 PM
Quote from: Jessica on March 04, 2009, 03:15:55 PM
wanck a lot, the more you do the more you will control your thoughts over body and will gain a better sex life. For both of you.
I'm sure alot of people will smile when they read that.
I love the thought of men wancking actually.women do masturbate too. It's healthy
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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Quote from: cjmax02 on March 02, 2009, 10:58:12 PM
don't stop wanking
That sounds like the title of some 80's AOR power ballad...
Dooooooooon't stoooop, waaaaaaaaanking.
HOLD ON TO YOUR PECKERRRRRRR.
BUM.....TIIISSHH (80s reverb standard power ballad beat)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnH4yNqL8E
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Re: Weak and Depresion
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Quote from: Lisa on March 04, 2009, 08:43:08 AM
don't let Tap hear you singing that!! you'll be acused of Pussy-rock
Hysteria when you're near ^^^
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don't let Tap hear you singing that!! you'll be acused of Pussy-rock
Hysteria when you're near ^^^
I'm telling him you said that!
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Quote from: Lisa on March 04, 2009, 08:43:08 AM
don't let Tap hear you singing that!! you'll be acused of Pussy-rock
There's a bong joke in there somewhere but I can't find it.
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