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« Reply #60 on: March 05, 2009, 12:20:28 AM »

That dude even with one arm got more ass then any one on this board.
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« Reply #61 on: March 05, 2009, 02:00:05 AM »

Au contraire, I have quite the bubble butt.
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« Reply #62 on: March 05, 2009, 03:10:23 AM »

When Def Leppard has an orgy, the number of limbs involved generally isn't an even number.....just sayin'

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« Reply #63 on: March 05, 2009, 03:33:51 AM »

ok, you guys are bad - all of ya' - with your Def Leppard limb missing shit.    ha..ha..ha..     That's just wrong. 
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« Reply #64 on: March 05, 2009, 07:35:49 AM »

When Def Leppard has an orgy, the number of limbs involved generally isn't an even number.....just sayin'

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Maybe though, they bring in a one arm chick or a girl with a prosthesis leg to even the limb count?


Didn't think of that eh?

Sure I did, I said generally not always.
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« Reply #65 on: March 05, 2009, 07:51:27 AM »

When Def Leppard has an orgy, the number of limbs involved generally isn't an even number.....just sayin'

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Maybe though, they bring in a one arm chick or a girl with a prosthesis leg to even the limb count?


Didn't think of that eh?

Sure I did, I said generally not always.

I'd take the planet of terror chick with an automatic rifle as a leg.

She'd cratch my back and I'd scratch hers.
She'd clean my gun and I'd...
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« Reply #66 on: March 05, 2009, 10:53:11 AM »

Heather Mills could do with the publicity.
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« Reply #67 on: March 05, 2009, 01:07:56 PM »

She said adequate, which means average or "just ok."

Either way, I don't get the swinging thing.  Beyond the fact that you are open to disease and god knows what else, I find it to be a lifestyle of unhappy folk.

If you want to be single and do what you want that is one thing but to have a partner saying "you are not enough to please me" just would never be my cup of tea.

I said totally adequate. When I am with him I feel like I am part of a one piece. It's beyond description. The sex is amazing and there is that little something more ..unique and very special..
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« Reply #68 on: March 05, 2009, 03:20:15 PM »

Don't you think it takes away from the "special" to share?
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« Reply #69 on: March 05, 2009, 03:44:46 PM »

I said totally adequate. When I am with him I feel like I am part of a one piece. It's beyond description. The sex is amazing and there is that little something more ..unique and very special..


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« Reply #70 on: March 05, 2009, 05:21:56 PM »

My definition of "adequate" implies "sufficient, but not extraordinary". 

Perhaps "fucktastic" would be more accurate.
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« Reply #71 on: March 05, 2009, 06:01:38 PM »

Yes, indeed-that would be the right word! ok
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« Reply #72 on: March 05, 2009, 10:04:38 PM »



When I am with him I feel like I am part of a one piece.

Like there's just one of you?
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« Reply #73 on: March 06, 2009, 01:23:30 AM »

I think something has gotten lost in translation along the way there....
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« Reply #74 on: March 06, 2009, 08:34:56 AM »

Don't you think it takes away from the "special" to share?

No as no one knows who LOL ..better than have someone insult him in saying he's average when it is far from the truth
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« Reply #75 on: March 06, 2009, 11:47:49 AM »

Don't you think it takes away from the "special" to share?

No as no one knows who LOL ..better than have someone insult him in saying he's average when it is far from the truth

No one was trying to insult you, you said adequate which means average but I am assuming that is not what you meant.  Adequate just isn't ever a word you want to use to describe someone who makes you feel as you say you do.
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« Reply #76 on: March 06, 2009, 01:24:15 PM »

I think something has gotten lost in translation along the way there....

We need some Translatiooooon!
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« Reply #77 on: March 06, 2009, 02:02:03 PM »

Ok then he is very very good..and feeling like one is like feeling like there is total unity with him, like a perfect match
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« Reply #78 on: March 06, 2009, 04:31:20 PM »

Ok then he is very very good..and feeling like one is like feeling like there is total unity with him, like a perfect match

See, now that's the ticket.
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« Reply #79 on: March 07, 2009, 12:44:37 PM »

Average to one doesn't mean average to all...If 2 people click then average doesn't fit into the equation I would say.  Now if someone else has to be involved, then either 1 of the 2 are searching or both are just into more than just each other.  Some say it adds to the relationship but I don't agree.  I think something is missing from it.  Call me a traditionalist or a romantic but another dude is getting in with my chick or a woman for that matter.  If it isn't meant to be......then don't be!
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