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monkeychow
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Quote from: keenly on September 29, 2006, 07:49:58 AM
Quote from: monkeychow on September 28, 2006, 06:45:20 PM
I hope that list is just a joke.
Some of the things on it are a bit nasty.
I mean I like sex as much as anyone, but theres no need to disrespect the girl showing you a good time...
no joke.. dl some vids from a p2p network. There is some real sick shit out there!
Yeah...like i don't want to sound prudish...i'm all for a good fuck!! But this stuff like "lets hurt the girl or make her fall on her face or punch her out" and that shit..its uncool to me.
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September 29, 2006, 08:55:59 AM »
Why aren't the chicks I know more like the chicks in this thread?
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Quote from: GeorgeSteele on September 28, 2006, 05:30:47 PM
? But no qualms about a Hot Lunch or Dirty Sanchez?
No. I didn't exactly feel the need to address those.... Fucked up shit.
Apparently some people find it amusing.
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September 29, 2006, 10:14:35 AM »
My ex has a rape fantasy, she loves being taken control of and gets seriously dirty when you start to make moves on her she resists and gets more horny kind of strange but means i can get some when i need some he he
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Quote from: hebbesy on September 29, 2006, 10:14:35 AM
My ex has a rape fantasy, she loves being taken control of and gets seriously dirty when you start to make moves on her she resists and gets more horny kind of strange but means i can get some when i need some he he
Mmmmmmm gotta love rape fantasies!!!
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September 29, 2006, 11:08:01 AM »
Ive been trying to find out from her when she finishes work, I want to start to follow her on the way back he he, she was being quite dirty on the phone last night, I may have to phone her work and ask them he he.
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September 30, 2006, 05:21:06 AM »
Well im off out tonight, so hopefully il hav some hot sex stories to tell you all, its been a while, im getin a little backed up.
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From now on i'm going celibacy.
Lies, lies its all lies!
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October 04, 2006, 01:56:17 PM »
this sucks...i was in the hospital for 10 days with an illnes...and now sex for me for a month and no drinking for 6 months
for fucks sake....I created this thread, there should be no ay that my doc should tell me to stop having sex
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October 04, 2006, 02:14:46 PM »
aww dude that sucks!
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October 04, 2006, 02:17:22 PM »
damn fuckin mosquitoes!!
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October 04, 2006, 02:49:13 PM »
Quote from: liquidvirus on October 04, 2006, 01:56:17 PM
this sucks...i was in the hospital for 10 days with an illnes...
and now sex for me for a month
and no drinking for 6 months
You have to have constant sex for a month
Great doctor advice
(I think you missed out the "no" part)
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October 04, 2006, 05:02:37 PM »
Quote from: Origen on October 04, 2006, 02:49:13 PM
Quote from: liquidvirus on October 04, 2006, 01:56:17 PM
this sucks...i was in the hospital for 10 days with an illnes...
and now sex for me for a month
and no drinking for 6 months
You have to have constant sex for a month
Great doctor advice
(I think you missed out the "no" part)
No, he just accidentally put a "w" on the word.
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lol...thanks for the support guys.
Its a thing called Dengue, occours in mosquito infested places and abviously by a moquito bite, like my lovely city !!
affects your blood, and mine was a really severe case, hopefully nobody on this board gets it.....cuz the worst part is being stuck in the hospital cuz then ur just stuck and cant do anything, or as in my case, anyone!!!
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October 04, 2006, 09:30:38 PM »
IM A VIRGIN!!!!!!
no not really, my cherry fell out along time ago. although i do have some saucy stories, but am not willing to share them with you morons
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Quote from: Gunna_girl01 on October 04, 2006, 09:30:38 PM
IM A VIRGIN!!!!!!
no not really, my cherry fell out along time ago. although i do have some saucy stories, but am not willing to share them with you morons?
hah, you're just jealous of the stunts some of us gunners have pulled off.
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Nah, she doesn't wanna have her ass eaten by Jim or I.
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how selfish of her.
God should teach us all to share of what we got.
Like if I'd got a std I'd be more than happy to share it with any stunning woman happening to need it.
And she'd get the sex as a free bonus.
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We all win in that situation.
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October 05, 2006, 09:51:24 AM »
Quote from: Sin Cut on October 05, 2006, 01:44:10 AM
Quote from: Gunna_girl01 on October 04, 2006, 09:30:38 PM
IM A VIRGIN!!!!!!
no not really, my cherry fell out along time ago. although i do have some saucy stories, but am not willing to share them with you morons
hah, you're just jealous of the stunts some of us gunners have pulled off.
I in particular have to "pull off" very often to make up for lack of aforesaid stunts.
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