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« on: September 05, 2006, 06:22:12 PM »
Well, Since almost every thread in The Jungle, eventually ends up being about sex....a genius idea occoured to me.....yes, a sex thread!!
well pretty much anything goes from sex stories, to some advice, to questions.
All but pictures of kujos ass....that he can keep to himelf peace
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2006, 06:40:40 PM »
I havent had sex in aggggggggges....... so I dont qualify I dont think crying
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2006, 06:42:40 PM »
I'll post this sex joke i like :

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."
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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2006, 06:43:55 PM »
 rofl rofl rofl  excellent...
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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2006, 06:46:07 PM »
good one jess...lol

Advice : Dont try to get it on in a TGIF restroom during happy hours
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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2006, 06:58:25 PM »
Quote from: liquidvirus on September 05, 2006, 06:46:07 PM
good one jess...lol

Advice : Dont try to get it on in a TGIF restroom during happy hours

Good, sound advice ... Im going out clubbing on Saturday night... I'll remember that advice ok
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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2006, 07:34:48 PM »
I really hope your not going clubbing at TGIF nervous

Their wine selaction sucks
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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2006, 07:37:12 PM »
Didn't Clinton get in trouble for this same thing?
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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2006, 07:42:51 PM »
well that bird hasn't aged in style, shit I starting it's better to die young and leave a good lookin corpse behind.

I did a silicon-titted chick, those things looked nice, but really didn't feel that cool, I thought they would've been soft.

She was 29, the next day I did 17-year old, now I'm hitting the gym again, 'cos it's only a matter of time before her ex comes after me, he's a pro-boxer, so I think I shouldn't hit him with glasses, but with a baseball bat. Oh, that ex beat her unconscious, twice.

And I sure can handle pain until it hurts, damnit.
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« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2006, 07:44:08 PM »
Quote from: kujo on September 05, 2006, 07:37:12 PM
Didn't Clinton get in trouble for this same thing?


I do believe he did!  Damn Bush seems to be enjoying that a little toooooooooo much!
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« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2006, 07:47:37 PM »
ibiza. my ex bf. a stripper. some drugs. i regret every minute of it  hihi
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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2006, 07:47:48 PM »
actually the chicken seems to have a difficult time finding-- whatever it's looking for.
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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2006, 07:56:05 PM »
I wonder if they kept the stained feathers for evidence?
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2006, 08:02:44 PM »
Quote from: kujo on September 05, 2006, 07:56:05 PM
I wonder if they kept the stained feathers for evidence?

 hihi
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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2006, 08:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 05, 2006, 07:44:08 PM
Quote from: kujo on September 05, 2006, 07:37:12 PM
Didn't Clinton get in trouble for this same thing?


I do believe he did!  Damn Bush seems to be enjoying that a little toooooooooo much!

Bsuh got the turkey. Clinton got PORKY the PIG!

I think Bush got the better end of it. hihi
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« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2006, 10:15:31 PM »
Quote from: Sin Cut on September 05, 2006, 07:42:51 PM
I did a silicon-titted chick, those things looked nice, but really didn't feel that cool, I thought they would've been soft.


Just goes to show that real is best. smoking
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« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2006, 10:56:10 PM »
Quote from: Sin Cut on September 05, 2006, 07:47:48 PM
actually the chicken seems to have a difficult time finding-- whatever it's looking for.


Bush should know all about that.........
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« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2006, 11:15:35 PM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on September 05, 2006, 10:56:10 PM
Quote from: Sin Cut on September 05, 2006, 07:47:48 PM
actually the chicken seems to have a difficult time finding-- whatever it's looking for.


Bush should know all about that.........

 hihi

"They're here somewhere..."

Anyways.. back on topic.. sex stories.. uhhh.. hmm..

Has anyone masturbated for their signifigant others viewing entertainment? Kinda strange!

Haha.

(I just want sex storys in this thread damnit! Lets keep it interesting... I know Garry has some! Bring em out. Bring em out.)
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« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2006, 11:18:41 PM »
Quote from: -Jack- on September 05, 2006, 11:15:35 PM

(I just want sex storys in this thread damnit! Lets keep it interesting... I know Garry has some! Bring em out. Bring em out.)

I love toys!!... the little vibrators disguised at mascara   hihi 
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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2006, 07:57:56 AM »
Quote from: Chelle on September 05, 2006, 11:18:41 PM
Quote from: -Jack- on September 05, 2006, 11:15:35 PM

(I just want sex storys in this thread damnit! Lets keep it interesting... I know Garry has some! Bring em out. Bring em out.)

I love toys!!... the little vibrators disguised at mascara? ?hihi?

Mascara size!  Fuck that... (pun intended) something a bit bigger please ...... ummmm but not Mikey sized.... Ooooo No!

Mind you I'd rather have the real thing.... I either need a new man or a new vibrator I think...... yes
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